: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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