Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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