so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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