Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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