Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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