Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
how drunk are you?
Several
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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