drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Semen is not good for contacts.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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