go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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