so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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