did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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