I heard we made out
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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