I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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