How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
soo... how was my night?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
