Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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