Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
my being single is dangerous.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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