Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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