Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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