I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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