hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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