You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
