My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
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I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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