Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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