Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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