How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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