Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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