and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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