so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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