We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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