I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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