Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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