I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I deserve to be covered in dicks
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
