IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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