brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We named our party play list daddy issues
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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