I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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