hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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