What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
