...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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