Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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