Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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