You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
