Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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