I am full of burrito and curiosity
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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