I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
