dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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