No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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