All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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