that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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