So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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