Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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