we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
sex in a hospital.. check
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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