I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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