Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Then you guys just all showered together...?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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