I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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