I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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