You work out of a Hotel?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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