soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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