I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
is that a dick in a sweater?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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