Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
my poor anus
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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